1. you ask on monday if it's friday yet
2. you put the milk in the pantry instead of the refrigerator
3. you seriously think about putting in an intravenous line for the coffee to go straight into your system 24/7
4. you ask on tuesday if it's friday yet
5. you pick up the stapler instead of the phone and answer it
6. you put your underwear on backwards and can't understand why you have a wedgie from hell
7. every other driver on the road becomes more and more of an inconsiderate jerk as the week goes by
8. you ask on wednesday if it's friday yet
9. it feels like the days have dropped into a black hole
10. when friday actually does get here, you ask "is it friday already?"