help please

i seem to have misplaced my sense of humor.
have you seen it anywhere?
i can't remember the last time i saw it.
but if you may have borrowed it
please return it.
i am in desperate need of it.

some other things i have lost and wish i could find again:

1. reasons why i should eat right and exercise
2. my youth
3. a positive outlook on life
4. confidence in my abilities
5. compassion for bad drivers
6. stable hormone levels
7. sleep
8. my memory
9. good eyesight
10. the cap from the toothpaste tube

you can see that i'm really in a difficult spot.
so please, let me know if you've seen that sense of humor.

hope your day is full of humor and found things.
happy monday.