oh let me count the ways that i love thee
from the moment mr. ntm first gave you to me
from the poppies in your vase
that put a smile on my face
to the bottom of your clutch
i knew i would love you so very much
and whenever i place my hands on your steering wheel
happiness is all i can ever feel
and even now, when you're old and falling apart
forever and ever you will hold a place in my heart

oh how i love to hug
my little green bug